Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Doing dips. SCORE 132
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Water is wet SCORE 26
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
government logic SCORE 11
What torture. SCORE 190
hover orcas SCORE 11
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
HALP SCORE 14
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
No officer… SCORE 146
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Agent T SCORE 261
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
Thriller. SCORE 137
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
quiet fives SCORE -3
This is my song! SCORE 90
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340