I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
No. SCORE 88
Every time. SCORE 123
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Grass Fence SCORE 215
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Guys listen… SCORE 170
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
China vs Germany SCORE 294
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Finally. SCORE 345
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
