Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 72
Riddle me this SCORE 81
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 71
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 86
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Dreams SCORE 92
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Shooter SCORE 53
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Protesting homophobia SCORE 77
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 85
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
Overpopulation SCORE 92
Snitching on a national level SCORE 50
So distraught SCORE 77
Woaaaaaaaaa…… SCORE 63
