How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
Or a chair… SCORE 4
The prediction. SCORE 54
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
What would you do? SCORE 321
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 195
Waking up. SCORE 107
Om nom nom. SCORE 148
How Twitter works. SCORE 63
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
Magic. SCORE 168
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
Best present ever SCORE 4
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
Please? SCORE 111
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
Do want. SCORE 94
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
Sage advice. SCORE 217
1,000 Likes to get a cat. SCORE 303
Accurate. SCORE 158
Accurate. SCORE 155
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy Lady SCORE 5
