At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Sports! SCORE 43
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
Proceed SCORE 30
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
And cheese SCORE 27
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
