no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21
who wins the shootout? SCORE 19
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
let it shine, let shine, let it…. oh no my car won’t start SCORE 14
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
how to unfunny friends SCORE 43
the hipster netflix and chill SCORE 23
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
mood poisoning SCORE 14
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
my next hobby SCORE 13
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
for the greta good SCORE 8
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
very subtle SCORE 17
throw them out SCORE 20
all we are is dust in the wind SCORE 12
am i a dog? SCORE 35
i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -4
you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
ley’s go skiing SCORE 40
cryptid currency. who’s in? SCORE 28
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
this is horrifying SCORE -1
