Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
I GUESS SCORE 46
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 119
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Mama no. SCORE 52
The life of a book. SCORE 74
