it’s perfect SCORE 21
accidental beauty SCORE 31
slap them SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
did i stutter? SCORE 12
a very small dog SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
cats find a way SCORE 23
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
supersize it SCORE -4
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
i like bananas SCORE 9
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
zero traction SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
working cat SCORE 20
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
every segment on the news SCORE 14
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
