Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
It actually is this SCORE 35
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 27
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 32
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Here come the pig. SCORE 43
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
The stretch is known. SCORE 36
You go. SCORE 37
Nailed it. SCORE 39
Danny, please. SCORE 35
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 20
You can do this. SCORE 47
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
