Take care the single ladies. SCORE 38
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Aawooof! SCORE 34
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Hello fren. SCORE 28
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
A rare edit. SCORE 24
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33