oddly profound SCORE 18
are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
it’s complicated SCORE 15
our time to bite! SCORE 10
break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 27
i am the missing link SCORE 10
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 29
oliver is a british cat SCORE 31
forever air freshener SCORE 29
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
ho-meow-ner SCORE 6
the machines were right SCORE 42
looks unsafe SCORE 37
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 9
brain fart SCORE 24
thankful for chonky raccoons SCORE 17
’tis the season SCORE 24
elite toast SCORE 19
be like baby llama SCORE 17
business markie SCORE 4
species and age? SCORE 31
category 5 purring event SCORE 47
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 21
the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22
so many days lost SCORE 30
new life motto SCORE 24
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
35 is a solid number SCORE 18
and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 23
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35
officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27