Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Every time. SCORE 37
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
I GUESS SCORE 46
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Mama no. SCORE 52
+ cry. SCORE 119
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
