The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Word! SCORE 19
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Wrong Show SCORE 191
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I yawned! SCORE 10
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
BROFIST SCORE -3
