My phone and I are so close… SCORE 175
Why you shouldn’t go with your wife to a 3D movie… SCORE 66
Waiting in line SCORE 170
Every Harry Potter spell ever! SCORE 93
Where we should send Justin Bieber. SCORE 179
How to outplay a penguin SCORE 102
Must be related to Katniss Everdeen. SCORE 147
Zero stars SCORE 14
Foreigners. SCORE 217
Marie Curie SCORE 208
They know something I don’t. SCORE 214
Boy, have things changed… SCORE 155
I Still Can’t Find Them SCORE 156
The coolest pup. SCORE 9
Cross section of a hand grenade SCORE 11
I’m sweating bullets, here! SCORE 130
Yeah, right. I believe you… SCORE 14
Depression parkour. SCORE 20
Quick lube thinks it’s hilarious. SCORE 115
On the first day. SCORE 190
Bad Education SCORE 233
Goes the clock. SCORE 181
Camel art. SCORE 13
Canadian police. SCORE 148
Why I hate getting new clothes. SCORE 127
My cat when it’s awake vs. when it’s asleep. SCORE 169
Day 3. SCORE 146
American is not lovin’ it… SCORE 144
House prices. SCORE 3
This is why I don’t go in the water… SCORE 128
White people dancing. SCORE 124
When I’m printing off notes for a meeting that I’m late to. SCORE 118
