
So many puns! SCORE 136

Oh hipsters… SCORE 130

Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65

There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214

Just a puppy. SCORE 181

Accurate. SCORE 168

I need dis. SCORE 203

It isn’t. SCORE 183

A cat’s life. SCORE 0

Science FTW! SCORE 153

I miss you… SCORE 190

Whale bullies. SCORE 140

Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208

Onion rings. SCORE 158

Betcha Can’t SCORE -2

More than meets the eye. SCORE 183

Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164

Grumpy cat and I have something in common. SCORE 217

Books I could write. SCORE 107

Goldfish problems. SCORE 180

You are traffic. SCORE 242

I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230

Women’s logic. SCORE -75

If you watch…. SCORE 186

Just perfect. SCORE 21

Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180

Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387

Attack! SCORE 200

Jenga! SCORE 198

We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111

The world’s largest swimming pool. SCORE 209

Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254