I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
When you falling asleep in class then you remember how much college tuition is SCORE 75
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
Ridiculously Amazing Shirts SCORE -24
This is not a joke. SCORE 130
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
I can’t be the only one that does this SCORE 90
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
Things You Take For Granted SCORE 85
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
The true Christian way SCORE 123
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
Metal men SCORE 235
He does make a point… SCORE 52
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
