Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Howling lessons SCORE 9
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Accurate. SCORE 146
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Trollololo! SCORE 152
The Twortle SCORE 142
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Same thing… SCORE 21
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The power of barking SCORE 18
