Sorry not sorry – Michelangelo, probably SCORE 26
I say Beauty of Life. SCORE 96
Instant regret SCORE 77
Burn the heathen! SCORE 58
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 80
Axe from Viking era, before and after conservation (1100 years old) SCORE 77
Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out. SCORE 61
The long con. SCORE 88
Academics SCORE 44
Three easy ways to kick the bucket. SCORE 44
Bring the kids! SCORE 48
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 83
When your cat runs across the keyboard SCORE 55
Stops at every rest stop SCORE 41
A very unique street in Spain SCORE 55
When your mother-in-law offers to watch the children for the weekend SCORE 44
Benefits of being a Vet SCORE 89
Ancient Roman glass gaming die from the second century SCORE 84
No dating for the batman SCORE 83
Papa bless SCORE 95
To go pack! SCORE 34
A Heart-shaped Lightning Strike SCORE 110
Step up your bath game. SCORE 45
Forbes getting called out for calling Kylie Jenner a self-made billionaire. SCORE 54
Better to burn out than fade away SCORE 56
Puppy acting kitty-like. SCORE 58
We shall slep SCORE 65
Just sayin SCORE 53
Just Realized That My Bf Never Asked Me To… SCORE 84
The flowers are singing! SCORE 48
To hell with me. SCORE 91
adulting be like SCORE 118
