Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Worth a try. SCORE 125
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Who wore it best? SCORE 172
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
You should write a book. SCORE 160
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
