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he+always+wanted+to+get+on+a+fire+truck+and+finally+built+up+the+courage+to+ask
He+will+make+a+great+father%2C+someday.
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
Hiding+ice+cream+from+kids+hacks%26%238230%3B
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
How+to+sell+a+cucumber.
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
Gato+knows+your+location%26%238230%3B
Gato knows your location… SCORE 32
A+poem+of+blood+lust.
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 30
Best+news+Ive+heard+all+day.
Best news Ive heard all day. SCORE 39
Dads+whom+disappoint.
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
How+is+the+rental+market%2C+son%3F
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 44
IKEA+sells+a+chocolate+build-a-moose+kit%2C+allegedly.
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
Magical+Pi+Bush%21%21
Magical Pi Bush!! SCORE 48
Terminate+the+hate.
Terminate the hate. SCORE 80
We+got+the+treat%21
We got the treat! SCORE 25
Art+is+delicious%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Dog%2C+probably.
Art is delicious… – Dog, probably. SCORE 19
It+was+worth+a+try+anyway.
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
Do+not+try+this+at+work.
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
Ok+but+now+theres+a+restraining+order+involved%26%238230%3B
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
Please+stop+destroying+the+loo%26%238230%3B
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
The+only+Avengers+Im+interested+in.
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
The+age+of+sin+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
I+earned+this%26%238230%3B
I earned this… SCORE 47
It%26%238217%3Bs+sort+of+my+Halloween+costume.
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
Two+feet+of+snow%2C+roughly.
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 45
A+salute+to+friendship+and+honour.
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
Its+gods+real+estate%2C+really.
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
Happy+jumper+boys.
Happy jumper boys. SCORE 22
%2Aspits+venom%2A
*spits venom* SCORE 37
%2Arisky+click%2A
*risky click* SCORE 32
How+ants+do+the+walkin%26%238217%3B.
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Do+not+blame+on+the+stars+that+which+comes+from+inside.
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 44
Forbidden+lobby.
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 48
I+did+not+see+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
Sleep+sweet%2C+civil+servants.
Sleep sweet, civil servants. SCORE 77
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Now+what%3F
Now what? SCORE 174
What+it+feels+like+when+I+try+to+flirt+with+girls.
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Oh+you+spent+your+welfare+check%3F
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
Pretty+sure+this+is+every+American%26%238217%3Bs+dream.
Pretty sure this is every American’s dream. SCORE 244
4+hours+into+the+essay+I%26%238217%3Bm+suppose+to+be+writing%26%238230%3B
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Awkward%26%238230%3B
Awkward… SCORE 295
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