Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 177
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 199
Pun! SCORE 140
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
Seriously. SCORE 214
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
totally! SCORE 211
The texting mitt. SCORE 125
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Game over. SCORE 16
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
It has begun… SCORE 95
I’m drownin in it SCORE 10
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 245
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 9
One Year Left… SCORE 108
Pun! SCORE 199
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
