
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153

Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323

I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145

Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239

Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161

Laughterhouse. SCORE 120

Pokémon. SCORE 310

Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227

The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238

I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172

Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209

Ladies… SCORE 159

I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220

I’m just so happy… SCORE 188

Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311

All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214

Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339

Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159

I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284

Discuss. SCORE -24

Totally worth it. SCORE 239

Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297

Stupid Santa. SCORE 299

Forever alone. SCORE 268

Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245

Real food!!! SCORE 260

Deal breaker. SCORE 368

You’re doing it right. SCORE 195

Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346

Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184

Anybody else? SCORE 284

One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223