![Dun+like+soggy+meat.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/716201801224819052-11270-333x150.gif)
Dun like soggy meat. SCORE 131
![There+was+an+attempt+to+be+genderless](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/620201820133667275-70472-333x150.jpg)
There was an attempt to be genderless SCORE 81
![This+dude+on+the+train+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+stop+staring+at+me.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/724201821422127822-84496-333x150.jpg)
This dude on the train wouldn’t stop staring at me. SCORE 82
![Had+to+get+help+to+refill+the+receipt+printer+at+CVS](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/629201815273076866-19690-333x150.jpg)
Had to get help to refill the receipt printer at CVS SCORE 61
![Assturd%26%238217%3Bs+real+father%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/617201818534417202-81204-333x150.jpg)
Assturd’s real father! SCORE 88
![Who+wants+to+play%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/722201818082771768-40778-333x150.jpg)
Who wants to play? SCORE 80
![The+shag+carpet+Moth.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/724201803301912385-50875-333x150.jpg)
The shag carpet Moth. SCORE 58
![Scientists+Find+A+Frog+In+Costa+Rica+That+Looks+Just+Like+Kermit](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/624201803193827640-63835-333x150.jpg)
Scientists Find A Frog In Costa Rica That Looks Just Like Kermit SCORE 103
![US+Citizen](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/722201813201523821-60574-333x150.jpg)
US Citizen SCORE 97
![I%26%238217%3Bll+never+be+invited+to+a+potluck+again.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/65201804234779260-26473-333x150.jpg)
I’ll never be invited to a potluck again. SCORE 59
![Papa+bless](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/614201804560138170-59056-333x150.jpg)
Papa bless SCORE 39
![This+Teacher+Helped+Save+Her+Student%26%238217%3Bs+Life](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/726201801534568870-26539-333x150.jpg)
This Teacher Helped Save Her Student’s Life SCORE 72
![H+U+N+G+E+R](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/724201813260529119-67837-333x150.jpg)
H U N G E R SCORE 68
![The+secret+to+long+life](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/710201817405835243-46094-333x150.jpg)
The secret to long life SCORE 56
![On+a+silver+platter.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/718201815410666222-22225-333x150.jpg)
On a silver platter. SCORE 74
![A+one+sided+story+can+be+dangerous](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/79201820011856405-83008-333x150.jpg)
A one sided story can be dangerous SCORE 101
![Mad+hops](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/714201817121214318-29581-333x150.jpg)
Mad hops SCORE 68
![The+president+of+Finland+offering+the+first+lady+a+cucumber](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/77201812405112386-22459-333x150.png)
The president of Finland offering the first lady a cucumber SCORE 50
![Police+officer+helping+citizen+put+on+a+tie+before+a+job+interview.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/67201816175914876-16313-333x150.jpg)
Police officer helping citizen put on a tie before a job interview. SCORE 99
![Wear+and+tear+at+Disney+World+waiting+line](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/723201802033026666-64949-333x150.jpg)
Wear and tear at Disney World waiting line SCORE 74
![Urinals+that+protect+your+shoes+from+splashback](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/66201819524553195-41325-333x150.jpg)
Urinals that protect your shoes from splashback SCORE 67
![It+is+true+though](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/527201803195568307-30313-333x150.jpg)
It is true though SCORE 81
![Our+local+pizza+place+gives+excellent+advice.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/724201811211720314-10617-333x150.jpg)
Our local pizza place gives excellent advice. SCORE 68
![So+true](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/720201802111320607-88704-333x150.jpg)
So true SCORE 78
![I%26%238217%3Bll+never+be+bored+again](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/724201817554267291-32160-333x150.jpg)
I’ll never be bored again SCORE 97
![In+100+Years%2C+Google+Will+Run+An+Ancestry+Site%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/724201806333745644-44033-333x114.jpg)
In 100 Years, Google Will Run An Ancestry Site… SCORE 90
![Dora+The+Explorer+sounds+interesting+based+on+the+description+on+this+Malaysian+newspaper.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/77201800413569023-13717-333x150.jpg)
Dora The Explorer sounds interesting based on the description on this Malaysian newspaper. SCORE 117
![Peter+Dinklage+in+college%2C+late+%26%238217%3B80s](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/712201808303623805-10794-333x150.jpg)
Peter Dinklage in college, late ’80s SCORE 80
![Pretty+much+guaranteed+to+crash](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/73201809202862106-91940-333x150.jpg)
Pretty much guaranteed to crash SCORE 64
![Without+a+doubt](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/725201804144742961-62359-333x150.jpg)
Without a doubt SCORE 116
![I%26%238217%3Bm+not+very+good+at+being+strict](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/71201807533034790-32702-333x150.jpg)
I’m not very good at being strict SCORE 83
![Preach%2C+actually.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/615201803294587232-69492-333x150.jpg)
Preach, actually. SCORE 100