One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Glam rock. SCORE 157
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Every day. SCORE 212
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
I’ve been betray! SCORE 339
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
Every time. SCORE 135
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
WUT? SCORE 268
