Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Probably… SCORE 185
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Genius. SCORE 145
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Burn! SCORE 216
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Being sick. SCORE 140
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Accurate. SCORE 112
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Seal SCORE 28
Never forget. SCORE 159
Burn! SCORE 249
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
