
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19

thicc SCORE 13

I mean… They’re not wrong. SCORE 28

GDPR is for coooOOkie crisp. SCORE 32

It’s fair to be upset. SCORE 28

2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31

Death by words SCORE 24

Yeah that seems like it should be an easier decision than it is… SCORE 37

Also when their team wins… SCORE 23

This cat prefers you mummified and in a tomb. SCORE 23

Driving an Edison SCORE 31

White House during the last hours of may, 2020 SCORE 25

You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27

A man of gawd. SCORE 13

Greta how could you. SCORE 27

everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27

Never forget. SCORE 30

Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23

Eat some greens, doll. SCORE 17

To the rescue? SCORE 24

PASS SCORE 19

Who turned off the lights? SCORE 14

Hello, child. SCORE 26

DJ Jazzy Jeff knew. SCORE 27

do your best, babe. SCORE 26

Big wreckage… SCORE 24

Theodore Roosevelt forded a river on a moose, BTW. SCORE 23

Long live the queen!? SCORE 30

We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21

You’ve heard about Rooftop Koreans… how about Storefront Sikhs? SCORE 26

This is what it’s like when doge attac. SCORE 23

Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24