When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs… SCORE 259
Whatever floats your goat SCORE 8
Welcome to the sad-sack club. SCORE 125
Slogan remixes. SCORE 117
Rules for the cat. SCORE 150
Cats are jerks. SCORE 78
Mummy world problems. SCORE 115
The original hipster. SCORE 138
Other people vs. Me. SCORE 144
DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE A MAILMAN? SCORE 0
In 20 years. SCORE 127
The power of music. SCORE 117
Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-o-lantern. SCORE 117
Cats are jerks. SCORE 132
A balanced diet. SCORE 151
Attack! SCORE 171
How to discreetly compliment someone. SCORE 179
Meanwhile in Canada. SCORE 178
Whenever I move to a new apartment. SCORE 175
Happy Halloween! SCORE 1
First world problems. SCORE 181
In Mouth Now SCORE 165
What do we want? SCORE 196
Where’s Waldo? SCORE 57
The Krang-o-lantern. SCORE 128
Luke I am your father. SCORE 118
Man’s best friend. SCORE 204
One Shade of Grey. SCORE 275
Rock, Paper, Scissors SCORE 4
Scumbag New York. SCORE 207
Stupid Sandy… SCORE 157
Winner of Best Physics Engine SCORE 2