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honestly%2C+i+see+it
%2Athrows+pumpkin+spice+latte+at+tv%2A
*throws pumpkin spice latte at tv* SCORE 20
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+shop+here%26%238230%3B
I can’t shop here… SCORE 28
Yeah+you+need+to+get+out+more%26%238230%3B
Yeah you need to get out more… SCORE 41
lawd+bless+this+mess
lawd bless this mess SCORE 35
Sounds+like+you%26%238217%3Bre+right+on+track.
Sounds like you’re right on track. SCORE 32
Should+have+collected+that+paycheck+while+you+had+the+chance%26%238230%3B
Should have collected that paycheck while you had the chance… SCORE 32
Jorgie+is+a+special+one%26%238230%3B
Jorgie is a special one… SCORE 34
The+long+clap.
The long clap. SCORE 51
This+week+on+I+Don%26%238217%3Bt+Want+to+be+Homeless%26%238230%3B
This week on I Don’t Want to be Homeless… SCORE 56
Whoa.
Whoa. SCORE 42
I+am+the+walrus%21
I am the walrus! SCORE 30
Checks+out%26%238230%3B
Checks out… SCORE 24
Yeee%21+Stretchies%21
Yeee! Stretchies! SCORE 44
checks+out%26%238230%3B
checks out… SCORE 32
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+how+any+of+this+works..
That’s not how any of this works.. SCORE 26
WAIT+A+SEC
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
Building+a+highway+in+swampland%2C+what+could+go+wrong%3F
Building a highway in swampland, what could go wrong? SCORE 30
Say+it+out+loud.
Say it out loud. SCORE 26
%2Apluck%2A
*pluck* SCORE 21
Make+a+habit+of+punching+bears.
Make a habit of punching bears. SCORE 40
Bullets+before+and+after
Bullets before and after SCORE 19
Madame+Tussauds+in+Berlin+tossed+Mr.+Trump+into+dumpster.
Madame Tussauds in Berlin tossed Mr. Trump into dumpster. SCORE 29
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+par+3.
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30
Cute+little+ass%3F
Cute little ass? SCORE 32
Testing+the+new+label+maker%26%238230%3B
Testing the new label maker… SCORE 38
Artwork+on+a+rice+grain
Artwork on a rice grain SCORE 39
homophones+are+fun.
homophones are fun. SCORE 27
Ok.+Somebody+please+check+the+science.
Ok. Somebody please check the science. SCORE 32
Got+%26%238216%3Berrrrr
Got ‘errrrr SCORE 20
Apes+together+strong.
Apes together strong. SCORE 37
Miss+you%2C+boy.
Miss you, boy. SCORE 46
We+are+all+going+to+die
We are all going to die SCORE 43
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best+buds+together
best buds together SCORE 25
wait%2C+that+%2Fdoesn%26%238217%3Bt%2F+work%3F%21%3F%21%3F
wait, that /doesn’t/ work?!?!? SCORE 33
i+could+do+this+%2Abrraaaap%2A+all+day
i could do this *brraaaap* all day SCORE 14
so+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+those+signs+mean
so that’s what those signs mean SCORE 11
please%26%238230%3Bat+least+one+rice%26%238230%3B
please…at least one rice… SCORE 13
the+opposite+of+nirvana
the opposite of nirvana SCORE 15
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