Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Women’s logic. SCORE -75
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
I need dis. SCORE 203
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
My dream. SCORE 134
A tree’s broken dreams. SCORE 125
Wings SCORE 7
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 0
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111
You can do it Carl! SCORE 236
Jenga! SCORE 198
You’re welcome. SCORE 92
A dog’s life. SCORE 81
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
A rare find. SCORE 249
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 226
So many puns! SCORE 136
Touché… SCORE 264
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Attack! SCORE 200
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
