Stop blaming The Universe. SCORE 3
Accurate. SCORE 209
So much fluff! SCORE 116
Few things are infinite. SCORE 123
MLKJ Quote SCORE 278
Stalker is a harsh word. SCORE 169
When you realize…. SCORE 4
My laptop’s fan… SCORE 317
SO I HEARD YOU LIKE SODA… SCORE 430
My last hope. SCORE 374
Taco cat. SCORE 156
oh, if only… SCORE 174
You’re doing it right. SCORE 285
The power of the “Draw 4” card. SCORE 231
Makes sense… SCORE 162
Trololololo. SCORE 146
How my weekends go… SCORE 187
OMG! SCORE 144
You’re just so hilarious SCORE 320
Instagram vs. Vine. SCORE 106
Approaching maximum derp. SCORE 130
What immortality looks like. SCORE 145
What Monday morning feels like. SCORE 161
And for my next trick… SCORE 152
I find your lack of doggy treats disturbing. SCORE 81
Thoughts? SCORE 5
Conquest of the Octopus SCORE 10
Black girls that work at McDonalds. SCORE 187
Like a boss SCORE 5
Dog logic. SCORE 135
Box of Kittens SCORE 5
Cat logic. SCORE 108
