What animals have taught me. SCORE 138
So this store had a “Dear Santa” writing area for children… SCORE 11
Heard you was talking shit SCORE 15
Get it? SCORE 69
This Pastor is misusing his Jedi powers. SCORE 9
What a naughty bed! SCORE 139
The government. SCORE 13
Get That Red Dot SCORE 12
warehouse long jump SCORE 7
Take that clause! SCORE 12
You’re not terribly important to me. SCORE 12
Stuttgart public library SCORE 103
Hail Santa SCORE 5
Cat problems SCORE 11
Flawless Logic SCORE 81
When my spoon alters the soup’s surface SCORE -42
Kith SCORE 6
A Christmas tree made only of dried flowers SCORE 189
Saw this poem in Portland, Maine SCORE 139
All college students. SCORE 165
Dem Pooh Bear feels. SCORE 140
Ginny. SCORE 4
Disney princesses as the women of Game of Thrones. SCORE 6
Scumbag Texas. SCORE 142
Trollolololo. SCORE 221
Part of a gangster’s daily diet SCORE 10
Kip-up to handstand SCORE 120
So… I found this on the floor in class. SCORE 191
What a happy ending SCORE 6
A little R & R. SCORE 8
Me on Mondays. SCORE 7
How to catch Santa! SCORE 9
