Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Every time. SCORE 37
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Why so sad? SCORE 47
+ cry. SCORE 119
We live different lives. SCORE 58
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Congratulations, you played yourself SCORE 86
Mama no. SCORE 52
Please dont. SCORE 59
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
I GUESS SCORE 46
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
The life of a book. SCORE 74
