this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
this is my lore SCORE 15
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
acid for kids SCORE 30
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
we got married immediately SCORE 20
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
my preciouses SCORE 14
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
feel my fatness SCORE 18
welcome to hell SCORE 28
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
retirement is near SCORE 22
present the witnesses SCORE 46
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
