I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Word! SCORE 19
I yawned! SCORE 10
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Because Reasons SCORE 224
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
BROFIST SCORE -3
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Wrong Show SCORE 191
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Truth. SCORE 182
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
How is this possible? SCORE 277
