Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Accurate. SCORE 257
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
