therapy burn SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
glucose guardian SCORE 12
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
boom SCORE 12
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
dreams are fun SCORE 28
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
til death do us part SCORE 23
one is never an option SCORE 11
fancy af SCORE 10
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
puzzling SCORE 18
not a high success rate SCORE 25
enter my what now? SCORE 27
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
