The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I just became more metal SCORE 33
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
15, max. SCORE 52
Busted! SCORE 31
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
We both go down, together SCORE 56
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Real American hero SCORE 41
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
