wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
everything is just fine SCORE 19
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
have a good one eh SCORE 17
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21