judas jumpscare SCORE 32
ah, the 90s and 00s… SCORE 27
“don’t worry, he doesn’t bite” SCORE 18
jack black is at the top, right? SCORE 10
crusty opinion SCORE 14
a little head’s up SCORE 24
eat-o burrito SCORE 5
car-brit-hydrates SCORE 2
the gouda life SCORE 26
weeding out the weak SCORE 17
checkmate, athiests SCORE 9
meating expectations SCORE -41
the gripper of the ripper SCORE 15
becoming a grandmeow SCORE 19
trolley problem SCORE 17
airhorny SCORE 51
sleeping un-beauty SCORE 17
shaking things up SCORE 9
the fine prints SCORE 24
im’ one two please SCORE 6
the rizzo of oz SCORE 28
mooning out the window SCORE 12
souperb idea SCORE 20
a moron’s melancholy SCORE 20
wiped clean SCORE 32
bellagio bath bomb bonanza SCORE 21
fallout fallout SCORE 6
the devil’s in the d-etails SCORE 4
let’s get this (existential) bread SCORE 13
getting on the ball SCORE 20
frequent treat-ment SCORE 17
wife win SCORE 26
