Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Never forget. SCORE 159
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
How seasons work. SCORE 158
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Burn! SCORE 216
Genius. SCORE 145
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Seal SCORE 28
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Being sick. SCORE 140
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Accurate. SCORE 112
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Burn! SCORE 249
Probably… SCORE 185
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50