Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
Hey gurl SCORE 20
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
I am the lion now SCORE 80
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
I am hopeful SCORE 55
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Brofish SCORE 75
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Disappointment SCORE 50
Coachella SCORE 55
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 109
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
