The power of barking SCORE 18
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The Twortle SCORE 142
2pactopus SCORE 113
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 146
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Same thing… SCORE 21
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
