He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Never forget. SCORE 159
Burn! SCORE 249
Burn! SCORE 216
How seasons work. SCORE 158
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Accurate. SCORE 112
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Genius. SCORE 145
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Probably… SCORE 185
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Being sick. SCORE 140
Seal SCORE 28
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
