Genius. SCORE 145
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Never forget. SCORE 159
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Burn! SCORE 216
Being sick. SCORE 140
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Burn! SCORE 249
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Seal SCORE 28
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Accurate. SCORE 112
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How seasons work. SCORE 158
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Probably… SCORE 185
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
