How is this possible? SCORE 277
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Word! SCORE 19
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I was mugged! SCORE 130
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
BROFIST SCORE -3
I yawned! SCORE 10
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Truth. SCORE 182
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
