Happy Halloween! SCORE 1
Welcome to the sad-sack club. SCORE 125
New Jersey beaches. SCORE 138
When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs… SCORE 259
One Shade of Grey. SCORE 275
First world problems. SCORE 181
Other people vs. Me. SCORE 144
The original hipster. SCORE 138
Meanwhile in Canada. SCORE 178
The Krang-o-lantern. SCORE 128
Scumbag New York. SCORE 207
Rock, Paper, Scissors SCORE 4
How to discreetly compliment someone. SCORE 179
DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE A MAILMAN? SCORE 0
In 20 years. SCORE 127
Stupid Sandy… SCORE 157
Mummy world problems. SCORE 115
Luke I am your father. SCORE 118
Attack! SCORE 171
Cats are jerks. SCORE 78
Slogan remixes. SCORE 117
The power of music. SCORE 117
A balanced diet. SCORE 151
Man’s best friend. SCORE 204
In Mouth Now SCORE 165
Whenever I move to a new apartment. SCORE 175
Rules for the cat. SCORE 150
Winner of Best Physics Engine SCORE 2
Cats are jerks. SCORE 132
Whatever floats your goat SCORE 8
What do we want? SCORE 196
Where’s Waldo? SCORE 57