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it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22

definitely a dog SCORE 46

the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16

call the fire department SCORE 4

i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23

frozen pizza hack SCORE 19

is this a meet cute? SCORE 38

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30

omg SCORE 20

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36

i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38

an impossible task SCORE 20

back to bed! SCORE 19

this is why i drink SCORE 29

english burn SCORE 27

they get huge SCORE 22

i’d be terrified SCORE 39

if there’s something strange SCORE 31

your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39

clever SCORE 29

bordering on 3 SCORE 28

maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22

i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28

the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19

and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28

i have layers SCORE 33

imagine the possibilities SCORE 29

that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53

it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

excuse me SCORE 19

who’s in? SCORE 34