When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
I GUESS SCORE 46
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Mama no. SCORE 52
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
