Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Worth a try. SCORE 125
Who wore it best? SCORE 172
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
