actual footage of @Guy escaping a fire SCORE 15
milk mugging SCORE 16
the bus never stood a chance SCORE 17
what is-in tha box SCORE 0
wait, they’re different? SCORE 13
another one SCORE 10
a light flight fright SCORE 26
me n who SCORE 24
undefeetable kings SCORE -19
“nice new balance sneakers, john” SCORE 13
2 birds, 1 stone SCORE 15
being skin love SCORE 17
what’s the worst that can happen SCORE 4
new quest started SCORE 28
fryday SCORE -94
a helpful fyi SCORE 12
teefs SCORE 18
smitten by kitten SCORE 25
“a little bird told me…” SCORE 13
didn’t curren-see that coming SCORE 3
in a gravy boat? SCORE 8
“it’s spooky how perfect it is!” SCORE 16
nipped in the bud SCORE 13
wear the shirt avoid the hurt SCORE 20
tears of the twinkdom SCORE 0
js /jk /s /srs /wtf SCORE 0
humerus dad joke SCORE 15
maybe in the future, not everything is chrome… SCORE 21
facebook mark-hurt-place SCORE 6
doing miles better SCORE 38
there’s gotta be some reason… SCORE -8
ooh, wood of meats SCORE 18