Axe and you shall receive SCORE 51
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Fatality SCORE 40
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Real American hero SCORE 42
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
80 hours these days SCORE -18
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I just became more metal SCORE 33
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
