Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
Fall. SCORE 122
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
Pugception. SCORE 133
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Chipotle. SCORE 156
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Weaver Birds nests on electrical wires. SCORE 139
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
Define normal SCORE 169
Bullying SCORE 7
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Gardeners. SCORE 225
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
