Are you even real? SCORE 113
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Mama no. SCORE 52
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
+ cry. SCORE 119
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
