quiet fives SCORE -3
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
No officer… SCORE 146
Agent T SCORE 261
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Water is wet SCORE 26
government logic SCORE 11
School notes. SCORE 254
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Doing dips. SCORE 132
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Thriller. SCORE 137
clap your Hans SCORE 14
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
This is my song! SCORE 90
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
What torture. SCORE 190
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
